1)tip
to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left and then turn it to
the right. repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to
eat.
2)A woman puts on a dress and stands in front of the
mirror and says "I feel ugly in this dress, give me a compliment"
husband says "Your eyesight is perfect!"
3)instead of LOL, I'm now gonna tell people SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's a lot more truthful.
4)SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY: A man goes to a library n asks for a book on
suicide. Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna
bring it back?
5)Math class is the only place where I hear
ridiculous questions like: " jameel had 30 cookies, he ate 23, what does
he have now?" I don't know, diabetes, maybe?
Goodnight everybody, have a great sleep and I hope that you have a great day tomorrow. Take care and smile, a lot.
1)tip
to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left and then turn it to
the right. repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to
eat.
2)A woman puts on a dress and stands in front of the mirror and says "I feel ugly in this dress, give me a compliment" husband says "Your eyesight is perfect!"
3)instead of LOL, I'm now gonna tell people SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's a lot more truthful.
4)SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY: A man goes to a library n asks for a book on suicide. Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back?
5)Math class is the only place where I hear ridiculous questions like: " jameel had 30 cookies, he ate 23, what does he have now?" I don't know, diabetes, maybe?
Goodnight everybody, have a great sleep and I hope that you have a great day tomorrow. Take care and smile, a lot.
2)A woman puts on a dress and stands in front of the mirror and says "I feel ugly in this dress, give me a compliment" husband says "Your eyesight is perfect!"
3)instead of LOL, I'm now gonna tell people SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's a lot more truthful.
4)SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY: A man goes to a library n asks for a book on suicide. Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back?
5)Math class is the only place where I hear ridiculous questions like: " jameel had 30 cookies, he ate 23, what does he have now?" I don't know, diabetes, maybe?
Goodnight everybody, have a great sleep and I hope that you have a great day tomorrow. Take care and smile, a lot.
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